Understanding standards

Running brings out the most inappropriate me.

And I'm completely OK with that.

There are many things I do in the world of running that I would never even think of doing in any other atmosphere of my life. (OK, perhaps I might briefly consider a few of them, simply because I've done them so much in the running realm, but then reality and my somewhat reasonable thinking skills set in, and I make the wiser choices.)

The following are things that are distinguishable in and around running/racing versus everywhere else (warning: Some of these things are gross. Don't judge.):

-It's OK to blow snot rockets when you're running. However, I don't advise you do this while at work, especially if you work at a place where there are people.

-While walking down a hallway or street, if you throw something in the direction of a trash can and miss, don't assume a volunteer will get your rebound and dispose of your trash properly.

-I admit that I've used bushes, areas behind parked cars and dumpsters, and other various places as alternative bathrooms. This would not be considered appropriate in different arenas of my life. There's likely time to find an actual bathroom with flushing capabilities.

-Portos are your best friends before (and sometimes during) long runs and prior to races. They are disgusting and almost unbearable at any other point in time.

-Spitting is second nature. Just make sure you don't spit on other runners. Spitting in public while walking around the mall probably isn't a good idea.

-I would never walk around in a bra while running errands or hanging out at Starbucks. I like clothes. But in those scorching summer months, the less clothes you wear, the better. It's more common than not to see women running in sports bras and men not even acknowledging that shirts exist.

-Talking about GI issues and chafing at work or a dinner date probably wouldn't be considered desired conversation material. It sure is chat-tastic with your running buddies, though.

-It's understood that the faster runners should be right on the start line, and no one makes a fuss when they go to the front right before the race begins. Don't expect the same reaction from people at check-out lines, even if you are a speedy shopper or super fast with your credit card.

It's acceptable to get muddy in the Mud Run.

There are many other things in life like running, where it's OK to act a certain way in one setting, but it would be completely unacceptable elsewhere. In general, sports are like that. I mean, you don't usually see guys slapping each other's rear ends in public, but they are perfectly comfortable doing it on the courts or playing fields. It just makes sense that things are sometimes different in various settings.

It doesn't make sense with faith, though.

Faith should be consistent. We shouldn't simply praise the Lord when we're at church or surrounded by our believing friends. We shouldn't deny God or become completely different people when we've left those safe places. This is one thing that shouldn't be regulated by what societal norms are and what the rest of the world deems acceptable.

It's not that strange to race as a bumblebee.

When the running shoes are off, and the heels are on, the bad manners will be contained; Jesus will not.